PossibilityCave Johnson was a genius.Possibility by Mathota
No one ever said it but this was one of the immutable facts of Aperture. Without him Aperture would be nothing, he had raised it from the dust, from a seller of shower curtains to the producers of some of the greatest innovations man had ever known. If Cave Johnson was god then these where his miracles, and on his desk lay proof of the greatest miracle of all.
"Are you saying this thing works?"
"Were still trying to find out how, but we think so, yes."
"What do we know?"
"It was reported by a test subject for unusual behaviour. Not firing it's paint slugs during testing and attempting to communicate.
"What does this have to do with project oracle?" Said Cave, cocking his head.
"When we took it in for inspection our scans showed strange syntho-neural activity. Almost all of its synapses were firing constantly, without stimulus, but with no damage to the main frame. When an engineer went to, eherm, manually access the mainframe when apparently the turrets voice